Pain in the Butt

Ella said, "That was a pain in the butt."

Mom said, "Ella, that's not polite."

Ella said, "Is that because someone who has a pain in their butt might be offended?"

Erin & the Barbies

Barbie in yellow dress:  "I'm so sad."

Snow White barbie:  "Why?"

Barbie in yellow dress:  "Because my prince likes me, and I don't like my prince!"

Blankie

Erin said, "I want to keep my blanket forever. Even after I die, I want to keep my blanket."