Cute...

I'm listening right now to my girls slightly-skewed philosophying in the kitchen...
Ella: "Erin, let's talk all about God."
Erin: "God is far, far away."
Ella: "No, God's kingdom is far away, but he is always near us. He is in the sky."
Erin: "Way up high in the sky?"
Ella: "Someday, we'll be angels in heaven with God."
Erin: "Is that gonna be fun?"
Ella: "Yes."
Erin: "Wow!"
Ella: "God loves us no matter what. Your name is Red Riding Hood!"
Erin: "Your name is Goo!"

Love and Tender

Ella: "When Erin goes potty, she gets candy. When I go potty, I get love and tender."

Ella's Allergies

"Mom, I'm not allergic. I hope when I'm an adult I'll be allergic."
"Why??"
"Because I like to itch!"

Painting Nails

Painting my girls' nails today, Erin said out of the blue, "I get when God."
Me: "Huh?"
Erin: "I gonna paint God's toenails!"

Computers

Papa asked Ella, "Does your preschool have computers?"
Ella replied, "No, but they have Lightbrights."

Ella - 10/22

When telling Ella that "free" is something you don't have to pay for, she replies with: "free is to escape from your troubles." How old is this kid? Oh yeah, she is 4.

Ella:

"Momma, I have to tell you something. I know why the bugs always eat your garden food. They like yours the best."