Ugly

Ella: Ugly means you never wear dresses.

Erin Words

kleenex="sneenex"
cupcake="pupcake"
yesterday="lesterday"
their="theys"
wedgie="edgie"
Millie (Mildew)="Millidew"

Beer

Erin says, "I don't like beer."
Ella replies, "I like beer with colored ice cubes in it."
Mom thinks, "Wha?"

Erin Lindsay Case

Mom: "What's in your purse, Erin?"
Erin: "A boy."
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Erin: "What are you making?"
Mom: "Chicken rice casserole."
Erin: "You make a castle out of chickens? I use blocks."

Cute...

I'm listening right now to my girls slightly-skewed philosophying in the kitchen...
Ella: "Erin, let's talk all about God."
Erin: "God is far, far away."
Ella: "No, God's kingdom is far away, but he is always near us. He is in the sky."
Erin: "Way up high in the sky?"
Ella: "Someday, we'll be angels in heaven with God."
Erin: "Is that gonna be fun?"
Ella: "Yes."
Erin: "Wow!"
Ella: "God loves us no matter what. Your name is Red Riding Hood!"
Erin: "Your name is Goo!"

Love and Tender

Ella: "When Erin goes potty, she gets candy. When I go potty, I get love and tender."

Ella's Allergies

"Mom, I'm not allergic. I hope when I'm an adult I'll be allergic."
"Why??"
"Because I like to itch!"